phrases overheard

As a new mom, I find myself more aware of other mom's phrases. I'm often impressed by how they quickly maneuver awkward questions or redirect inappropriate behaviors. These are some clever (and funny) ladies.

"walk it off kid" (so as not to encourage unnecessary drama)
"use your words, I don't understand whine." (also to discourage drama)
"good job getting it together!" (after near-miss of a total meltdown)
"that's good sharing! I'm so proud of you." (I especially like this one when the sharer is NOT happy about sharing but has been forced to.)

but my favorite so far, and it's going to take a lot to top this little gem:

"you don't have to poop? Just toots? GOOD GIRL! Ladies toot on the toilet. Good job."

It took all kinds of restraint not to fall down laughing right there on the spot.